*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*
when my parents complain about me
when you ask your mom for money and she says she doesn’t have none
*daddy rips dick off and throws it*
"go fetch :)"
me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes*
siri better eat ass in this update
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.
guys, you know what this means??