my name is DJ,
I'm 16
and I'm from Florida
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ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

  • you: i dont like nicki minaj
  • me: who hurt u

theamazingworldofdenial:

Why did i hear Beyonces voice saying that?

lohanthony:

draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact

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"dis bitch stole my look"

"imma have to kill her after PE today"

macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino