my name is DJ,
I'm 16
and I'm from Florida
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  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when you ask your mom for money and she says she doesn’t have none

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spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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baeguette:

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siri better eat ass in this update

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

See what your followers think of you.

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.
RAINBOW = BED PLZ.

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

Starbucks Mocha Frappuccino